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How To Give A What What

 

    One time there was this guy Rick.  One time there was this girl Rhonda.  Rhonda needed

help.  Rhonda asked Rick “Can you do this for me?”  Rick said “Yeah.”  Rhonda said

“Good.”  Rick said, “What do you want me to do?”   Rhonda said,  “Fix my refrigerators or

stereos.”  Rick paused.  Rick said, “Yes I will fix both.”  He started it.  It was hard.  He

finished it!  Then he realized that it was his calling.  He went to school and got a degree in

repair.  After school, he was very successful in the real world.  He was so grateful to

Rhonda that he wanted to marry her.  This wouldn’t work out though because she was a

secret agent.  Yes.  Rick did not know this.  Rhonda just said that she needed space.  Rick

got the point and got depressed and got in a Pontiac and drove away.  He started

committing crimes.  Robbing and doing graffiti.  After a while he realized that this was

another calling.  He went back to school and got a degree in evil.  Soon he was an evil

expert and a popular robber.  The proper authorities were after Rick, but he did not give a

what-what.  He did well and was successful, but he did always dream of Rhonda.  There

was a hole in his life.  He filled that hole with binge robbing; but even that was not

enough.  He would always rob things for Rhonda to enjoy, but there was no Rhonda.  He

decided to rob things just for himself.  Rick robbed a room’s worth of bubble gum, he

robbed a room’s worth of bananas and a room’s worth of cheeses and a room’s worth of

compact discs and a room’s worth of office supplies and a room’s worth of tools and a

room’s worth of pets, but even all of that was not enough.  Then he looked inside of

himself and saw many problems.  Rick decided to solve them.  He would get a degree in

getting over personal issues, but first he would rob all of the required textbooks and do

some graffiti for old times sake.  He went to the bookstore, got all of his books and he was

caught!  Can you guess who caught him?  It was Rhonda, the secret agent!  Rick felt

excited but also busted.  Rick said, “Let me go please”.  Rhonda said, “Yes.”  Rick said

“Why?”  Rhonda said that she was allowed to let one person go each year.  Rick said

“spend lots of time with me please.”  Rhonda said “No”, but then she said, “Yes” because

she realized that “No” was wrong.  So then they did graffiti together, and exchanged

presents and went on vacations and lived happily ever after because from then on the

only sad things were trivial since they were together.  Rick also became a secret agent.

 

THE END